These templates are for the most righteous of justifications.
This template is for justifying the most epic of fails.
It was totally not my fault that the apocalypse happened. I swear.
It's not like I was the one who ate all the donuts in the break room. That was clearly the intern's fault.
And don't even get me started on the whole 'my cat ate my homework' thing.
Example Subpage for the most creative of excuses.
Advanced Justification for when you really need to spin it big time.
Corporate Justification for when you really need to justify it for the shareholders.